random mewsings #2

Since I've started this blog, I feel obligated to add to it on occasion. In that spirit of resignation, I'll attempt to add some pithy feline thoughts. I was thinking to myself last night, as one does while awaiting the sweet oblivion of sleep, that:

• Cats, in general, are so often viciously maligned in cartoons. Why?
  
• Cats tend to puke up their hairballs in twos. Why?
  
• The ancient civilization of Egypt worshipped cats. Were they wrong?

[oh-oh.....hack... hack.. arghhhhh...arghhhhhhhhhhh (1)] .......... (wait for it) ............... [hack, hack, arghhhh... ahhhhhh]....

Now where is that damn feeder with his puke sponge? All I expect from him is to perform some minor household chores and, of course, to feed me. Is that asking too much? Well, is it?

I'm exhausted, so you'll just have to be satisfied with today's paltry contribution. Remember, dear readers, that I'm about quality, not quantity.

Brian quotes

"The Family Guy", is one of my favourite TV programs and Brian my favourite character even if he is just a common canine.

Brian: Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
Peter: So did your therapist figure out what the problem was?
Brian: Yeah. He thinks I'm in love.
Peter: Oh my God...you can talk!
Brian: If dogs aren't supposed to eat dental floss out of the trash, why did they make it mint-flavoured?

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While I'm here, I might as well educate you humans on the long
and storied history of cats. You'll find it here at Wikpedia. Read
and learn... and be humbled.

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